laura is bored.

Yes, I know it’s 8:30am. I’ve sadly had my sleep clock turned around due to watching Battlestar Galactica (I’m surprised at how many people are like, “…BSG? WTF”…anyway) and weekend shenanigans.

I’ve spent the last few hours downloading, configuring, re-configuring, troubleshooting, swearing, eye-rolling, and lots of other -ings, in an attempt to obtain a satisfactory mobile application on which I can use wordpress. Obviously, I have failed. The standard Wordpress app for iPhone is still (surprise) littered with bugs. And just doesn’t work. So I got rid of it.
Then, there’s the for-some-reason popular “WPtouch” plug-in for Wordpress.
Fuck my life.
I’ve NEVER had to go through so many random tutorials, reading support forums for vague descriptions of “answers”, reconfiguring plug-ins I already had, having to download ones I didn’t, only to find out they actually break my site when combined and changed to the settings the plug-in is supposed to have. Now I’m all for trial and error, but after the ordeal I just had, I think the devs should have waited a bit before releasing this thing to the public.
Not a fan. It’s too “well it works for us so it should work for you too”. for me. Maybe another time.

So I ask you, bloggers with iPhones (that use Wordpress)…is there an app out there that you use to post away from home? Help me out here.

Speaking of bloggers, I’m thinking about attending this thing called “Toronto Blog Stars”, which is a social media seminar. I know two out of the three speakers, Sean Ward and Raymi, and the third, Casie Stewart is someone I know I’d get along with. Plus it’ll be super fun! I like super fun.

Sean mentioned something to me yesterday about the infrequency of my blogging. Sadly I didn’t have an excuse. I guess I’m just boring lately. I’m pretty much unemployed, my camera is broken, and I sleep far too much for my own good. Maybe I’ll just write about the weird shit I hear outside my apartment. But I think I’ve been worrying far too much about the amount of content I have. My posts are pretty hefty. I’m sure they’d be much more frequent if I rambled on less about nothing for like five paragraphs and just tossed up a few things on a daily basis. I think I will try that from now on. Getting into the habit of it will be good. Having something to do is always a good thing. Yes?

I’d be really good at social marketing. Why the hell didn’t I take THAT in school?

Like usual, I came across these while browsing a forum because I can’t sleep, and I had to share.
Even if you plan on boycotting this weekend by binge eating and drinking alone like I am, you should send a fellow LOSTie one of these, because they’re cute as hell.

The Jack and Hurley ones are my favourite. :3 

For those of you don’t watch Lost (wtf is WRONG with you!?), there always the default “best Valentine’s card ever”:

*If anyone gets laid because of this post, you so owe me.

See, I try to think of myself as at least slightly mature. But then they had to go and open a goddamned Harry Potter theme park in Orlando, and well, I DON’T CARE I WANT TO LIVE THERE AND GO ON ALL THE RIDES AND HANG OUT IN HOGSMEADE AND AUGH.
It’s bad enough I haven’t been to Orlando since I was about 14 (the Back To The Future Ride was still at Universal Studios *tear*), but now they had to go and take the one thing that makes me feel like a giddy child and explode it into real life.

Oddly enough, every premiere I’ve attended, even the midnight showings, mostly consist of teenagers and twentysomethings. Dressed up or not dressed up, but all share the same amazement at this story. I can’t even explain why I like it so much. Of course you’ll get IRL trolls whining about, “it’s a KIDS’ BOOK, grownups shouldn’t be reading it!! You’re immature babies! *goes back to Mom’s basement, watches anime*”, but screw them. If we all did strictly “adult” things, the world would be a boring-as-fuck place.

This comic by XKCD is basically the best description of what I mean (also a favourite of mine.)

Now back to Potter. Like my shelf? I love my shelf. (and thank you IPWN for the picture.)

I’m going to list all the Harry Potter things I currently possess:
~ complete book set (adult hardcover, woo)
~ complete DVD set
~ “The Tales of Beetle The Bard” (Potterverse fairy tales)
~ “Fanstastic Beasts and Where To Find Them” & “Quiddtch Through The Ages” (Hogwarts School Books)
~ The Monster Book of Monsters plush
~ Talking Ron Weasley figurine (thanks to my friend at The Silver Snail XD)
~ First Edition Hogwarts Castle LEGO
~ Hogwarts school banner
~ Slytherin robe, tie, and crest; Ravenclaw tie and crest (I’m confused, okay)

Don’t be jealous, k. Also this is what I did for Halloween:

Yeah, I rule. I know.

So I guess this is just to inform you all that I plan on taking a trip down to The Sunshine State. And I’m going to be WAY more excited than those kids in the commerical I posted. Like, a billion times more.

*sidenote* Tony totally blogged my last entry. I’m famous!

Well it’s almost 7am, so why not write an entry? Excellent.
I could make an excuse that I’ve been busy working, but…I haven’t. I haven’t been fully employed since July. And honestly? IT BLOWS. Of course I’ve been searching and applying relentlessly (I hate people who ask this. “No, I haven’t been looking, I LIKE being broke and not having any full-time employment prospects! It makes me happy, like bunnies happy! …dick.”)
I’ve had several interviews, even got HIRED once (thank you, Starbucks manager for your “error”…walked in first shift and apparently they “made a mistake” and couldn’t hire me anymore. I swear that happened) …sadly nothing has stuck.
I KNOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE MY RESUMES, MAKE WITH THE PHONE CALLS!
I’ve been making due with money saved and little side jobs. It’s not glamourous but it pays dem bills.

And on another happy note, I’ve been single since Nuit Blanche. (Wah.) This was the first boyfriend who I lived with, so naturally neither him or I took it well. It actually got pretty ugly several times, to the point where we’ve had to sever contact recently which I genuinely believe is needed sometimes. We loved eachother, but sadly failed at communication when it was deperately needed and realized we weren’t exactly happy in the end. I did something rather stupid that was the final nail in the coffin, and that was that. I guess that’s why I took it so hard, because I was mostly to blame. In the end, it was a year of my life that I’ll remember fondly…I still love and miss him something fierce, because I suck…but he deserves to be happy, even if it’s not with me (Ugh, that’s the most lamest stupid cliche thing to say, but it’s true). I don’t wish him any ill-will at all, though I admit there are times when I’ve definitely thought otherwise. I’m only human. Maybe one day we’ll cross paths again when we’re both more mature and have our respective shit together, and *gasp!* have a good time…and who knows, maybe eventually he’ll even fix the typo for my blog URL on his website.

One side effect of the breakup was my hesitant deletion of every single Sims game I own. Sims 2 with all the expansions, and Sims 3. In the 8 months that Dave lived here we both played an absurd amount. (Do you REALIZE how much custom content that is!? Like a billion.) I did it as some sort of therapeutic measure since I haven’t played at all since he moved out, and it was more or less our “thing”…not to mention, those games take up ALOT of space. Which brings me to my cool point. After all the games, custom content, and (while I was at it) any other rogue files I didn’t really need anymore were deleted, I ended up freeing FOURTEEN GIGABYTES (14GB for the laynerds) of HD space. That’s a bittersweet moment if there ever was one. I think…

And take note, people: Even if you trust the place where you’re partying, not everyone that walks in there is going to be trustworthy. Case in point: Two weeks ago I had my purse stolen. Literally picked up and taken out of a party I was attending at Playdead Mansion. Like any normal person would do, I freaked out, ran around like an idiot trying to find it, looked everywhere at least 5 times, and spent the cab ride home wondering “How in the fuck.”. Thankfully I don’t own any credit cards, so all I had to do was get a new bank card, health, and SIN cards which were all easily replaceable. Thankfully again, I had some cash at home so I went out and replaced some necessities (wallet, purse, basic makeup, etc). Two days later, I’m literally walking in the door, and I get a phone call from a number I don’t recognize.
Someone found my abandoned purse on the subway, with everything but the cash I had on me at the time still inside. My guess is when they discovered I had no credit cards, or really anything in there they could hock for cash, they ditched it on the TTC.
JOKES ON THEM FOR ROBBING THE POOR KID! Har har.

Last and final update: My mom got me an iPhone 3Gs for Christmas. It is IPWN, and it is the best thing ever. Here’s some random pictures because I like bragging.

Oh, yeah. I still hate winter as much as I ever did, my new space heater sucks, and it’s always cold as frig in here. Do not want.

*I forgot to publish this on October 28, So you get it now.*

Ever hear of Ashley Madison? It’s like a dating site for people who want to have affairs.
Anyway.
I got an interview for a web design position and was asked to submit some work, and whoever had the best submissions between myself and the four others that were interviewed, got the job.
Alot of people told me that was kind of sketchy – and while I agreed, what did I have to lose, right?
So here’s some of the stuff I submitted:

Anyway. Didn’t get the job, since they wanted someone with more Flash experience (note to self: learn Flash.) But whatever.

So I go home, and WAIT OMG. The HR guy had my phyical portfolio. Which contains a few things that I have no digital copies of. I shoot over an email right away asking him if I can either come pick it up, or if he could kindly mail it to me.

2 weeks go by…nothing. I have another interview and I’d kind of like my portfolio back. I email him again, asking if he recieved my last message (durr) and reminding him that I gave him that portfolio with the pretense that he would return it once the people that needed to view it did so, and that it contained sole copies of a few things. Finally, I get a reply:

Hi Laura,

 Sorry for missing your earlier email. It may have found it’s way into my spam filter as my systems admin hardened the rules recently.

 Unfortunatly, I do not believe that we still have a copy of your portfolio. I may have purged the files post interviews. I’ll take a look to see whether they are still at the office. I will get back to you shortly.

 Thanks,

Douchehole HR Guy

Aaaaand guy threw out my portfolio. INTO THE GARBAGE. TO BE GONE FOREVER.

Yeah, he never got back to me, as I assumed such. So I lost some work I will never be able to show employers ever again.

There is a special circle in hell reserved for people like you, Douchehole HR Guy.

Also you might notice I took down the design section. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with that/my actual portfolio which sucks horribly and is outdated as heck… it’s really frustrating to show people something that hasn’t been updated in forever due to feelancing being a pain in the ass…that, and…I’m lazy.

Wanna see something hilarious? This is the website I made for my high school in my O.A.C. year (that’s grade 13 for you non-Canadian kids, we used to have that).

The best part is the super awesome HIGH DEF photos i took with my webcam. I think it was an Intel Pocket PC Cam. That thing ruled.

Anywway, here it is, in all it’s majesty.

I feel sad I have abandoned my blog. I’ve got some things I need to smooth out, then I promise I will be back.

Maybe I’ll even have a camera by then. Woot.

<3

Late last night, a few random updates started popping up on my facebook, saying Matrin Streek had died.

Wait, what? Martin Streek, from 102.1, who’s voice I had heard for as long as I can remember blasting from my stereo ? A posted link via Toronto Mike led to a chilling and cryptic post that Martin, after leaving a saddening, “So…I guess that’s it…thanks everyone…I’m sorry to those I should be sorry to, I love you to those that I love, and I will see you all again soon (not too soon though)… Let the stories begin.” as his facebook status update, had apparently taken his own life.

Facebook was now covered with questions, demands of verification, condolences…checking back to Mike’s site, my heart sank when he replied to his own original post with a Twitter update from a friend of Matrin’s confirming that this was, in fact, true. Another friend who was formermly employed at 102.1 called Alan Cross, currently on air. Another confirmation.

Two months ago, Martin was fired from 102.1 after over 20 years “in a round of downsizing”, along with Barry Taylor, another household name in local rock radio. He was the host of several live-to-air events in both Toronto and Burlington, and hosted several shows on-air, most notable were his weekly countdowns.

Today on 102.1’s All-Request Nooner, rather than requests, a mix-tape mashup of songs dedicated to Martin were played for the full hour.

12:56pm Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros Redemption Song
12:48pm Rusty Wake Me
12:44pm Rage Against The Machine Guerrilla Radio
12:41pm Nine Inch Nails March Of The Pigs
12:32pm Jane’s Addiction Jane Says
12:27pm The Tea Party Fire In The Head
12:22pm Smashing Pumpkins Mayonaise
12:18pm Nirvana All Apologies
12:09pm Johnny Cash Hurt
12:07pm Sloan The Good In Everyone
12:01pm Tool Forty Six And 2

The radio station has a memorial page set up in his honour for anyone who wishes to comment.

I first met Martin in December at a Jager event we were doing at The Phoenix. I immediately felt comfortable around him, which if you know me, is rare. Thousands of people felt the same way – he was kind, caring, funny, and every other positive attribute you could possibly fix to a man. He will be deeply missed, and the Toronto radio scene will never be the same without him.

Now that the news has gone completely public, people are blaming the loss of his job as the reasons for his death. Sadly, no-one will ever really know. My heart goes out to his friends and family.

RIP, Buddy.

Rest In Peace, Martin. We’ll miss you.

Listen guys. I know I’ve expressed my love for seeing such celebrities as Rhianna, Kim Kardashian, Daniel Radcliffe (wtf?) and others, in the nude. But do you REALLY have to keep reminding me of that? I feel guilty enough without you posting the links in my comments. Also I don’t feel that it is appropriate to make fun of my weight problem by posting that website I go to every day called 12345 weight loss or something.

Re: I AM GETTING MORE SPAM THAN COMMENTS THIS IS NOT COOL.

Anyway. Some poor sod decided I was employable, and now I sell you nerds video games. It’s not EB or a big chain, that would blow. It rules, my boss rules, my co-worker is a cute nerd, I can walk to tons of different places on my break, and I can sit and play video games when there’s no-one in the store I need to help. Also within my first day there, I was put in charge of the online social networking sites for the store, and designing any posters. I know, I’m good like that. In short, I love my job. But the last 2 shifts, 18 hours in total, I opened, took out the discs, put said discs in sleeves, put price stickers on both case and sleeves, put cases on shelves, alphabetized, and finally put in a drawer, something like 800 games.

I took this after about 400(?):

I am not amused.

Mhmm. 18 hours.

Oh, I also wanted to toss in a note about the show True Blood. If you don’t watch it, you are lame. End of story. It has vampires, bad southern accents, a fantastic gay dude named Lafayette, and Anna Paquin’s boobs. That’s not all, either. Just watch it and thank me later.

Looks like someone is in a bit of trouble. While Apple has tried desperately to keep the specs of the new 32 GB iPhone 3Gs under lock and key, T-Mobile in the Netherlands, for some reason, has decided to post them for all to see on their website. Apparently this isn’t the first time T-Mobile Netherlands has published info Apple has refused to.

Boasting a 600 mHz processor and 256mb RAM for the OS, maybe people will stop bitching about which is better, the iPhone or the Palm Pre. They both now have equal processors. ENOUGH.

Personally, I don’t own one of these cursed things, but if I wasn’t so afraid to leave Telus, I probably would. (I don’t mean it Telus, baby, you + me = 4ever.) Team Blackberry FTW.